Are you looking for funny wedding quotes to personalize your wedding invitations and wedding programs? Below are best 20 funny wedding quotes we collected around the web, idea for use in wedding ceremony, or toast.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
“Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes, and hail.”
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning are two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years, you need a club and spade.”
Love is a game that two can play and both win by loosing their heart.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
“Love is one long, sweet dream—and marriage is the alarm clock.”
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do…but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
When you meet someone who can cook and do housework–don’t hesitate a minute–marry him.
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?”
“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.”
“If the husband is the head of the family, the wife is the neck that turns the head around.”
“When I married Ms. Right, I didn’t realize her first name was ‘Always.'”
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid.
If you have it [Love], you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.
-Sir James M. Barrie
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the wedding cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. -Ogden Nash
“Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.”
It is written, when children find true love, parents find true joy. Here’s to your joy and ours from this day forward.
Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended.
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